Paths Not Taken

I wanna be like her….

Forrest Gump is in Africa? Hell, don’t you think it’s a little too fucking late to take an interest in your job?

I wonder what Forrest is thinking:

“What’s my destiny, Mama”?

“Lieutenant Dan. Ice cream”!!!

“I gotta save Bubba”!

” Now you wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running”!

(yeah, bitch been running alright………been running for the past eight years and still managed to fuck shit up)

Moving right along…………………………….

Awww look, the gang’s all here. I wonder what they are thinking:

“That president of ours may be the stupidest son of a bitch I’ve ever seen, but damn he can write a damn good check”!

“Your boy’s… different, Miz Gump. His IQ’s 75. We do all the damn work”!

“I am living off the government tit! Sucking it dry! ”

*All quotes curtesy of the movie Forrest Gump*

Why is that the middle member of the Jr. Glam Squad is eight years old and developing breast? Hell I’m 33 years old and I still have none! I had to do a double take this morning and liked to fell the hell out! Why do the girls now develop so fast? I guess I’ll have to load the guns for sure now. I thought about buying 3 pistals and have their names engraved on each one, so that when the first punk comes to my door with pants sagging, all I have to do is politely ask who they want to see and pick the right engraved pistal and start bustin caps! (He don’t know me very well, DO HE)

Who the hell is "T Pain"?

Why is the Glam Squad listening to Beyonce? I’m sorry……..Beyaki

Who the hell is "Lil Mo"?

Why the hell am I even thinking about these people?

It’s time for Brook Forrester from the Bold and the Beautiful to officially open up her new clothing line………BROTHELS "R" US!

Why did I go into the office this morining completly forgetting that today is my day off? My boss reminded me and I left with the quickness.

Why is the smallest member of the Jr. Glam Squad looking at me like she can decipher my most inner secrets? Ohhhh Shit!!!!!

Why can’t I have a mommy free day…..JUST ONE! work doesn’t matter I still feel as though I’m around children, IDIOTS.

Why does my boss sound like some cartoon character?

Why am I transfixed on red headed white men? Can’t explain it, I think there hot!

Why are the two younger members of the Jr. Glam Squad askin for an ass whippin by jumping on my damn living room chairs, and don’t know I’m looking dead at them while I type?

Just wondering…..Just pondering!

People come into your life for various reasons, some to encourage and some to discourage. Recently I’ve learned to weed out the negatives in my life and replace them with positives. Luckily I have only 2 people whom I can call friends. One of them (whom I’ve known since the 3rd grade) is a strong uplifting person who challenges me in every aspect. Someone who knows me inside out and never judges, for that I’m truly blessed. The other, I think our paths crossed for a reason (what the reason is, i’m not fully sure) but I’m glad either way. I’ll be a journey worth taking I’m sure.

I took a picture of this beautiful view at Hickory Knob Resort in McCormick, South Carolina

These gentlemen were gracious enough to let me take a picture of them in the middle of a jam session

At my most serene

These pictures were taken at a Youth Leadership Summitt a couple of weeks ago. I really enjoyed meeting the many kids that participated. Some of these kids have it rough, it really does them good to visit places and see things that they would not normally be exposed to.

I had a great time with these kids, some of the stories that they shared were worth knowing