Forrest Gump is in Africa? Hell, don’t you think it’s a little too fucking late to take an interest in your job?
I wonder what Forrest is thinking:
“What’s my destiny, Mama”?
“Lieutenant Dan. Ice cream”!!!
“I gotta save Bubba”!
” Now you wouldn’t believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running”!
(yeah, bitch been running alright………been running for the past eight years and still managed to fuck shit up)
Moving right along…………………………….
Awww look, the gang’s all here. I wonder what they are thinking:
“That president of ours may be the stupidest son of a bitch I’ve ever seen, but damn he can write a damn good check”!
“Your boy’s… different, Miz Gump. His IQ’s 75. We do all the damn work”!
“I am living off the government tit! Sucking it dry! ”
*All quotes curtesy of the movie Forrest Gump*
Yeah we could of down without this clown coming to the Motherland.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of government fools here ready to play clown with this lame-duck fool.
We Africans never seem to learn a damn thing.
Great post!
Ridwan
Comment by Ridwan — February 17, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
Hi. My name is Forrest. Forrest Guuump. What’s your name?
Me & Jenny was like peas and carrots.
Comment by Mel — February 17, 2008 @ 9:29 pm