Why is that the middle member of the Jr. Glam Squad is eight years old and developing breast? Hell I’m 33 years old and I still have none! I had to do a double take this morning and liked to fell the hell out! Why do the girls now develop so fast? I guess I’ll have to load the guns for sure now. I thought about buying 3 pistals and have their names engraved on each one, so that when the first punk comes to my door with pants sagging, all I have to do is politely ask who they want to see and pick the right engraved pistal and start bustin caps! (He don’t know me very well, DO HE)
Who the hell is "T Pain"?
Why is the Glam Squad listening to Beyonce? I’m sorry……..Beyaki
Who the hell is "Lil Mo"?
Why the hell am I even thinking about these people?
It’s time for Brook Forrester from the Bold and the Beautiful to officially open up her new clothing line………BROTHELS "R" US!
Why did I go into the office this morining completly forgetting that today is my day off? My boss reminded me and I left with the quickness.
Why is the smallest member of the Jr. Glam Squad looking at me like she can decipher my most inner secrets? Ohhhh Shit!!!!!
Why can’t I have a mommy free day…..JUST ONE! work doesn’t matter I still feel as though I’m around children, IDIOTS.
Why does my boss sound like some cartoon character?
Why am I transfixed on red headed white men? Can’t explain it, I think there hot!
Why are the two younger members of the Jr. Glam Squad askin for an ass whippin by jumping on my damn living room chairs, and don’t know I’m looking dead at them while I type?
Just wondering…..Just pondering!
I would give you one of my mommy free days but I wanna be selfish!
Lil Mo’ is still around? LOL
Children are developing faster because the agriculture folks are pumping more stuff in and on our veggies and animals which we and our children eat. I guess it hits our children harder because they are still developing rapidly and those extra hormones and stuff just blend right on in. *sigh*
Comment by Ladynay — July 2, 2007 @ 7:02 pm
@Ladynay, you know you wrong! Damn, why didn’t they spray all that stuff on the food when I was growin up? I always get the shit end of the stick!!
Comment by Erica C. — July 2, 2007 @ 7:08 pm