Isn’t it funny how we tend to put others on pedistals to the point where they can do no wrong? We’ve all done it at one point in our lives. For me, the older I get the more I see people for who and what they really are. At this point in my life, I can smell bull shit from a mile away. See, you can’t bullshit a bullshiter pure and simple! Been there done that! There are things in my life that I’m not proud of and I’ve made major screw ups. That chapter of my life is closed, partly because I’ve learned to accept and love myself rather than be someone that I’m not.
At the age of 33, I live by the motto "Take Me Or Leave Me"! If someone comes off to me the wrong way or I get a sense of doubt about you or a situation, I disregard you with the quickness.
Case and Point: A few weeks ago, I had to flip the script on a co-worker who is one of those self-proclaimed holly rollin Jesus juice drinkin christians who at any given moment would want to engage in a mini bible minute with you because the "SPIRIT" told them to. Now, I don’t have a problem with people who are christians nor people who attend church every Sunday. I truly respect that, but when you try and convert me into that what you believe in, then we have a problem! For me, Christianity is something that I don’t play around with. I think being a christian is a gradual process and once your there, you’ll know it!
Anywho, back to this heffa, she came into my office and took it upon herself to let me know that she was up all night because the "SPIRIT" had a message for me and she was chosen to deliver it! (WHAT THE FUCK) Before she began to go all Tammy Faye Baker on me, I had to cut her off….quick! I didn’t minse any words, I told her that I didn’t know what type of "spirit" she’s been conversating with at all hours of the night, but from the the way she looked that day, that "spirit" was riding her ass like a mofo! Then I politely asked her if she somehow confused Mr. X disguised as that "spirit" that’s been riding her all night long. (Mr. X is the married relative of a fellow co-worker, she thinks her shit is on the DL……Shhhhhhhhh don’t tell nobody) Christian my ass!!!!
Needless to say the doors of that conversation was CLOSED! See, when you try to hold yourself up to be the perfect person, christian, whatever……you better be damn sure that whatever shit you got goin on the DL stays there because Karma is a Mutha Fucka! Trust me, been there done that!
Goodnight Kiddies!!!!
Why didn’t I read this blog earlier??? This is too funny. I’ve run into a many of heffa like her. This deserves a repost.
Comment by Violet — July 22, 2007 @ 2:43 pm